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been trying to blog for a long time with firfox and didnt work, so i thought its friendster’s problem. Just now i open IE by mistake and now it works.  But i vaguely remember i did use firefox to blog before….  its probably my problem. 

jeebus i saw something pretty gross today. When i was riding the train on my way to work, there were these two kids sitting across me, both boys and about 5 yrs old. Their mothers were with them, and they were talking so freaking loud, (whats with middle age woman, do they always have to talk and let the whole car know what they are talking about).

Anyways when i was trying very hard to get some sleep, which i failed because of the noise opposite of me, i distinctively heard one of the kid screamed "I want to pee!" in chinese…. "Ngor Sheung Or LIU LIU ARRRRRR" (note the double Liu’s, which empharsizes his urgency to release).  After this annoying ugly kid, yes he was pretty ugly, requested this for a couple times, I noticed his mom reached her huge fake LV bag and searched for something. At the moment I thought i was gonna see some whipping, but guess what………

she got a half empty watson’s bottle out AND ITS NOT FILLED WITH WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dun ask me why i know, im not colourblind. So this mother got this kid standing up, SLOWLY pulled down his pants and underwear. I mean like pulled down ALL the WAY to the floor!  and at that moment I and the other 30 people could see his naked ass. His mom opened the bottle cap and it immediately became a portable urinal! Holy shit i thought i was having a nightmare, people around me were turning their faces away, some guy was smiling though (dun ask me why). I thought about leaving the seat but i was at the Chinese U and about 7 stations so I decided to stay and record the whole incident.

It took the kid a while to finish though, next i saw his mom wipe her hands and the seat with tissue…..  she did put back the 99% filled WATER bottle back to her bag, hope that she or her husband doesnt mistake it for  herbal tea later.

i passed all my exams~ WOAHHHH! given by my previous semester record this is actually an achievement. well i got a c+, c, and a c- .. no wonder my name is calvin cheung huh.   anyways this is such a relief, to the extent that im actually not doing what im supoose to be doing. im procrastinating BIG time. better sleep and wake up early to work tmr.

i cant sleep again,

maybe its cos of the heat, maybe its cos of my clogged throat from excessive smoking, maybe its cos my mosquito bites on my arm and feet and especially on my finger joints, maybe i’m thinking too much

im tired

im supposed to be sleeping,  supposed to be studying for my god damn exams, suppose to be updating the stupid drawing for the 15th time in 6 weeks, suppose to be lying down in my bed right now planning what im gonna do tmr.

my head hurts

things should’ve been sorted out by now, the project should’ve been nearly finished, i should’ve found a new job, my future should’ve been cleared out of the god damn smog thats pollluting the whole city.

i cant think

something must be wrong with my horoscope, my bedroom must have bad fungshui, there must be some bio-electrical faults within my dorsolateral prefrontal cortex that affect the way i think, or maybe its the arcurate fasciculus that blocked my communication, wait a minute, it must be the autonomic  and enteric nervous systems thats fuct up that i cant feel anything the way im suppose to feel.

its 2 am

im going to sleep, im going to work tmr and be extremely productive, the weather is going to be so fine, my mind is going to be so refreshed tmr, there is going to be no traffice jam, the street is going to feel with beautiful ladies, lunch is going to be a relaxing one, maybe i’ll find a new girlfriend tmr .

Some girls just don’t undrestand the value of dignity. Take this bitch for instance, why the fuck would you be following a guy’s tail even when hes hugging his girl trying to make  her stop crying.  You were like some pathetic old man in portland street desparately hoping for a cheap fuck.

Do you honestly think it was some fucking freak show when a guy argues with his girl?

Look, you ARE the fucking freakshow.

I’ve seen and met many girls in my life and trust me, you gotta be one of the CHEAPEST, LOWEST, DIRTIEST little short fat bitch i’ve ever seen, maybe you are jsut plain stupid, but most probably you are option C - all of the above.

You should be thankful I’ve passed my adolesence stage or else your face would have some pretty finger marks on it this morning. Oh wait, or does those things make you horny and happy? If the Guiness book of record have a column about dignity, you’ll be the biggest contender against Micheal Jackson, and thats pretty bad considering he sucked off a little kids penis.

Look, you’ll probably never read this, or even if your read this you’ll probably be too fucking stupid to know that Im talking about you. But jsut one word of advice, girls behaving like that will be looked down, despised, laughed at, and probably isolated by your friend. Maybe you like those feelings, but if you gotta do it, do it with other guys, as im pretty sure there are guy’s equvalent of yourself somewhere in hong kong, try stanley jail for example. Or even better become a prostitude, im sure you need the SEX.

Look i apologize for being like this with you. But you played a significant role in causing my friend to be unhappy, and im furious about that. Maybe your friends will read this and they are smart enough to remind you not to do it again, at least when my friend is around.

Its 11 in the morning and my brain isnt at my 100% so im gonna stop here, but please check the newspaper every now and then, I’m sure they have posts hiring K-girls or Massage parlour in Mongkok, dont try Macau though, you aint qualified.               

what is wrong with me lately? i cannot concentrate at all. Im writing a paper which is due tomorrow and Im writing this blog. hm…… Is there anything out in the market that can improve a person’s concentration level? you help is much much needed. forget the cure for cancer, cure for diluted concentration will make you gazillions.

Samuel L Jackson is the man -

There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity
and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness.
For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know
I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin’ that
shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never
really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded
thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But
I saw some shit this mornin’ made me think twice. Now I’m thinkin’: it
could mean you’re the evil man. And I’m the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm
here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of
darkness. Or it could be you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd
and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that. But that
shit ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny
of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be a
shepherd

just watched Pulp Fiction after i woke up and i could really use a good foot massage -

SJ: Whoa… whoa… whoa… stop right there. Eatin’ a bitch out, and
givin’ a bitch a foot massage ain’t even the same fuckin’ thing.

JT: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

SJ: It ain’t no fuckin’ ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of
massage differs from mine, but touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’
your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain’t the same ballpark, it
ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same fuckin’ sport. Foot
massages don’t mean shit.

JT:Have you ever given a foot massage?

SJ: Don’t be tellin’ me about foot massages - I’m the foot fuckin’ master.

JT: Given a lot of ‘em?

SJ: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don’t be tickling or nothin’.

JT: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

SJ: Fuck you.

JT: You give them a lot?

SJ: Fuck you.

JT: You know, I’m getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.

SJ: Man, you best back off, I’m gittin’ pissed.

Havent seen everyone like this for a while, 
and oh yeah…its ok, its not shameful to puke in a cab, make sure dont eat anything with strong smell beforehand though. Dont worry, no photos taken.
Thanks guys for a great night. When will i  get my hands on the photos alex?